10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is for loners.
- "No river, no fish."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."