10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)