10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels