10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die