10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob