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- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.