10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is for loners.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury