10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant