10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'