10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--