10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.