10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers