10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..