10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss