10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "No river, no fish."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth