10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.