10 Random Poker Quotes
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- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?