10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Welcome to kicker school
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha