10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• It's Free To Fold...
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.