10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes