10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.