10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.