10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Those eggs smell delicious!