10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.