10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.