10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.