10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway