10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is for loners.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.