10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz