10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)