10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)