10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- im going to 2 out you to death