10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.