10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.