10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- im going to 2 out you to death