10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003