10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fold and live to fold again
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!