10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Welcome to kicker school
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.