10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--