10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is for loners.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."