10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.