10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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