10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones