10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.