10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.