10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts