10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."