10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.