10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)