10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water